Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Paulaner

a moment i'm waiting for ... 
my long awaited Paulaner German famous beer
and made even famous by Oliver Kahn TV advetisement
year 2006 FIFA World Cup ...
my freind Mani-san has been bragging about Paulaner
and i was so tempted to try it out on my own ...
but what a freinds for .. so i posponed it and i waited
for him to be free and to enjoy a glass of Paulaner 
together ...
to our AMAZED !!!
this Paulaner Salvator taste we're so un-expected ..
very salpet lah bratherrr .......... !!!
we're expecting the best of the best german beer
as we just had a glass of Konig Ludgwig and
we're ready to do a A B comparison ...
to our suprised .. this Salvator ... a varient out
of 16 varient from Paulaner taste like
this bottle has been left open for a week ...
nosizzle ... no CO2 ... taste like a beer
that has loosen it's pressure ...
abit sweet after taste and very strong alchoholic taste
and smell like toffee ...
i'm not biased because my buddy was having the
same look as I am ... we're like ... *What the Fark!*
these paulaner taste like shit !!!!!
we had a hard time swallowing an expired beer
but we had a good laugh .. i wonder this Salvator
is mixed with marijuana because we can't 
stop laughing over our expectation 
....  really salpet !!!
anyway ... maybe the batch we got
was really expired ...
so adios it's 3:33am now ...
so hang in there ... i'll go investigate
further ...
up next .... Erdinger .....
stay tuned ....

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Victoria Bitter


gooday mate !
here's Vic in short or Victoria Bitter in a 375ml bottle or
stubbies ... (a short neck glass bottle)

we'll my mate, in the picture ... Jeff show me the new stuff ..
so whatcha waiting for mate ..

so off i go ... poured on a straight shape glass ... because this
is a lager beer .. so that's the correct glass to drinkup with...

the taste is much different to those local brewed lager ...
less spicky (less CO2) and has some
fruity taste ... very smooth .. and not bitter though the name
it has a very strong kick though in the middle ...
it read 4.6 but the kick is like it's 8.4%proff bloody hell
hahahahahha

comparing with Tiger Beer.... Tiger has more body
but not as smooth as Vic ... Vic is smooth and has a very
distinctive characteristic ... maybe i need to have a few more
tubbies .. or maybe my next visit .. i'll do a AB test ..
a glass Tiger Beer and another Victoria Bitter ...
hahahahahah

for RM16 per tubbies ... it's hella affordable experience

now pouring at my fav Mulligans, permas jaya ...

beer is not listed .. so just ask for a Vic ...

Leffe Blonde


what can i say .... a beer a day keeps the doctors away ....

okay.. here's a fact ...

today i took a glass of Leffe Blonde.. pronouced as leff fer blanc
carefully sniffing the
aroma and tasting it .... of cos ... beer from the abbey
produce a very distinctive richly flavoured ales and that's why
the glasses came with the bottle ..

i gulp it up and slowly .. and tasting it carefully ....

i think ... i'm beginning to love this beer ....

it has a signature aroma and smells like it has been
brewed in an old red wine oak barrel ...
because come to think of it .. it smell like red wine....
but it taste of beer .... and you'll be catching up to get that
feel of aroma ....

i think it has cloves, banana and vanilla ...
and sure does goes with red meat and cheese ...
like a red bordeaux hahahahahahaha

i'm wondering any Leffe expert here that i can asked ..
if i need to swirl the beer like wine before i taste it ????

anyway ...

wow !!! surprisingly ... i'm really good at drinking and
telling the story of this typical variant of Leffe Blonde ...

we'll that's all i can remember ... so my next topic would be
Leffe Brune and Leffe Radieuse ... of cos that day i drank it,
but i was tat bit numb with Hoegaarden's lemonise taste...
i hardly got to read the characterictic of Leffe

i think ... after today's experience ... i might move from
my top 1 fav hoegaarden to leffe blonde ... why not ...
hehehehehehe it has more character then hoegaarden
for sure ...




posing in a row ... Leffe Blonde, Leffe Brune and Leffe Radieuse,
the typical of Leffe beer glass that shaped of a chalice ...
and the bohausiaw URL .... knn really bohausiaw ok ...
if you turn that over ... you'll notice why ... hahahhhaha

that's for u to find our and for me to know ...

cheers ...

Monday, June 29, 2009

Eldinger Pauliner and more super spy update


here's a super spy update ... local Johorian now can jump up
from thier sofa seat because
now we can get Eldinger, Pauliner, Leffe, Franziskaner,
Hoegaarden, Golch, Thomas Kemper, and more.........
 bloody hell is this... NIRVANA ????

spyshot ...

spyshot .... bloody affordable imported beer ....

stop the crab ... join me nowww !!!!

drop your name, location and contact # on my guessbook
select private msg, so that your contact # would not be reveal...
and i'll arrange for a beer testing day..
of cos ... no free lunch .... bring ur own money ... sucker....

also not to forget .... they serve really good english/american FOOD !!!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson Dies



Breaking news ...
Michael Jackson dies today USA time 2.26pm
Los Angelas time Thursday
Malaysian time 2am Friday

Michael Jackson
1958-2009 (RIP)

Michael dies of cardiac arrest, after 1 hour doctors
try to resuscitate

Michael dies at the age of 50 with the asset worth
230million USD

upcoming world tour 8th July 09' and later posponed to 13th July
  for the Final Curtain show concert now left hangin with 
more then USD20million on tickets sales ....

news taken life from CNN
whole world are morning over the dead of KING OF POP !!!

of cos overlooking the CNN new is my fav
Hoegaarden .... really BOHAUSIAW !!!! as i'm
mourning over my childhood influence of music

i think by now my Black and White LP now becoming
history, antics and LEGEND !!!



Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Niang Tofu @ Ros Merah


i'm a regular here for like over 5 year now ...
the taste never run .... (boh beh zhau)

my regular are mee pok with the below....
1. red cayenne stuff with fish cake and deep fried, you can easily
skin off the chili's skin...
2. die die must try is their deep fried fish balls, the brownish color
that's their home made recepi ... it's a mix of vege, meat and fish..
3. wonton skin ... deep fried, very crunchy and taste equally good
4. the minced meat topping .... complement the whole serving ...

for the soup ... i bet it must be fish head base stock
and tofu stuffed fish cake and tofu skin stuff fish cake
err where is my fishball ??? maybe underneath the tofu skin

i tried the sentosa opposite shell station and the sentosa
market ones and also the melodies garden ....
nothing beat this one ...


overall ... 12/1o super overrated ... no choice ...
bloody nice food ... DIE DIE MUST TRY !!!

mention my car #, for sure they'll know me ..

located along Jalan Ros Merah 2/2
i dun have the exact address but hope below
geepeesss can guide you there ...
N1 31.981 E103 47.614


Prawns Hor Fun


10/10 prawns hor fun die die must try

that's the stall ... just along the roadside of Hong Yuen
coffee shop along Setia Indah developers office
Jalan Setia 3/6



Bubba Gump The Curve


last 2 or 3 months ago i was up @ the Curve doing
some shopping and we're hungry alright ...

spotted this Bubba Gump restaurant that has been
on my mind for years now ...

i'm a true fan of Forrest ... i think i watch like 25 times
of Forrest Gump .. and if you never watch it b4
i bet you should ...

i say this restaurant is Forrest paying tribute to Bubba Blue
here .. a glimpse of Bubba and his dream ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLkNPjbaPTk

i came to know about Bubba Gump restaurant like 5 years
ago .. that time .. they are not this close to catch a bite

i guess last 2 years or so .. our late Naza Group of Companies
chairman Tan Sri S.M. Nasimuddin S.M. Amin brings in
Bubba Gump restaurant to Malaysia

we'll i'm sooooooooo looking forward to this day and i bet
many just appear to be just passing by or just trying out
for me it's like a dream come true to visit the actual
movie Forrest Gump's adventure with his friend Bubba Blue

this restaurant is indeed 100% inspired by the movie back
in 1994 and has won many Emmy Awards to back it up

for the settings and deco ... it really amazed me ... but too
bad, it was dinner hour and i do not want to barged in and
takes picture out of my own interest and pay no respect to
the partons there ... so below are just some to inspire you
to pay a visit when ur @ The Curve, Kuala Lumpur




the licencse plate *Run Forrest Run* displayed when you
need to order or top up your order
*Stop Forrest Stop* you displayed when ur full and really
to foot the bill ...


i'll give a 10/10 for the deco and settings ...
especially inside the restaurant.... it will sure bring memories
of Forrest and his company and Jenny ...
this is no more a movie anymore .. it's so real that i can feel
goose bump whenever i see pictures of the movie hanging
through the walls .. as if the movie is real ...

goddammit ! a restaurant based on a movie
that's so real .... if ur a fan of Forrest ..
die die must dine here !!


as usual ... i cannot take mineral water or fruit juice ..
my stomach and liver and pancreas will reject those ..
i can only take alchoholic beverages ...

so i called a Margarita hehehehehehe solid we'll shaked !
9/10

sorry ... i cannot remember this dish ... 8/10

shrip cocktails ... 8/10

fish and chips ... 9/10

the best part is .... spotted 2 models and lukcy to make
that move and there goes the Flash ....

i should say ... "you'll never know what your gonna get .....
shrimps or pretty girls" ??? forrest, what say you ? you and
bubba take the shrimps ... i go with the girls ... hehhehehe

i'm as happy as forrest then... hahahahhha
because one of them are my GF now ..
yes .... really bohausiaw !!!

heheheheheh



Hoegaarden installation Johor Bahru


we'll, remember this Hoegaarden blog picture i posted on
my blog recently ??? ... if u don't, please scroll down ...


i was invited by someone to taste the 1st hand brand new
Hoegaarden machine installation and the 1st bloody drip
of Hoegaarden from the tap !

we'll who say my blog and i are not famous ???
i'm so famous i get free drinks whenever
i drop by local pubs, cafe and sum say .. even clubs hahaha
(how i wish)
really bohausiaw hor !!!
so here's the CO2 tank ... we'll these are the gasses that
is going to press up all the juice from the beer barrel dude ..


here's my friend ... see the label Interbrew...
yah ... there are Belgium beer brewer and world
3rd largest in beer making and distributor that
they also carry brands like Stella Artois, Leffe, Beck's
and a bunch more that even if i told you .. you never
have seen or know ... so i better save some breath and
continue my installation ...Malaysian Immersion seal for DUTY PAID PRODUCT
the pink little sticker ...

FYI Hoegaarden and other Beer from Interbrew brings
to you by Malaysian Carlsberg

not in the picture was the chiller ... because it's too dark inside
i do not want to be there ... it's dark and cold .... me scared ....


and here's a revisited ... seen on my notebook is my blog a
few days ago ... issin it IRONIC ?

that's show that i still can drink and drive because
i think you see double too ...

hahahahahahhahaha anyway ... that's the 1st Pint out of that
barrel on that new tap .... you don't want to know how fresh
they were ... anyway ... just to give u some hints ...

it's like freshly plucked lemon + freshly brewed beer
HEAVEN !!!!!

cheer ya all bastards ! ( in Australian slag)



Leffe Belgium Beer


picture here is Leffe, pronounce as Leff-fur is a beer
from Belgium .. same country mates as Hoegaarden

Leffe has 7 different types and the type that i'm
having today is Leffe Radieuse and it's a proff 8.5%

we'll hmmmm i can't explain how the taste like
because i took a big gulp and only some left for the tasting

anyway ... dun fret ... i'll be back and i'll make sure
how it taste like hehehehehe

Sport Bar, along Coffee Trap and Mulligans ...
Permas Jaya ...

oh .. as usual... mention my name if ur there ..
u'll never know ... i may just be sitting beside u .. mate !

hahahahahah

stay tune with the Leffe review on my next page ..
click Belgium Beer below here ...

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Franziskaner Weissbier


franziskaner now pouring at Sport Cafe @ Permas Jaya

franziskaner in german means a franciscan monk
yeah the picture in the bottle will tell you that ...

story says that the Brewer once located just opposite
the monistry

the distinctive taste of franziskaner is the
malty taste ... yummy...

go try one today ... just behind McDonalds Permas Jaya

if ur there, just tell the bar tender .. Phil send u here ...

Konig Ludwig


Konig Ludwig now serving everwhere in Johor Bahru
these beer is also called the Beer for the Royal Highness
and once served the Kingdom of Bavaria, Germany

so the next time you take a sip ... you better take a bow

FYI
the term Weissbier means this is a malted wheat replaced
over malted barley and this wheat beer are usually top fermented
if you don;t understand the above then it's time for a Konig !

lala


we'll soon i can be a seafood trader hahahahaha
lala in a bag is freshly delivered by orang asli by the sea..
that's a 10 kg less 150gram hahahahahah

we'll if i say 1 KG is below RM4.50 i bet those that loves lala
would know the current market price selling in the market
and also seafood restaurant ...

we'll let just say that next time you need more then 10KG
just give me a call ... hahahahhahahaha


lala is much different then kepah ....
we'll i still find kepah nicer then lala .. but people beside me
says lala taste better then kepah ... we'll let just see when i
cooked-em

kepah or lala are saltwater creatures ...

tips for lala or kepah, if freshly bought from the sea or
market, you can soak it with water and it will still be
fresh for 2 days only ... after 2 days .. some will die and
the smell will definitely sting you dearly ...
else why in Chinese they call it .. *chau see hamm*



we'll ... i what can i say.... when i put in some Hua Tiao Chiew



we'll ... bloody 10/10 as what 5 star restaurant's taste
but make sure the Hua Tiao Chiew must be from the
original ... the above is priced at SGD 15.90 per bottle
not RM 15.90 hor .. that's sure a fakey/immitation

Authentic Hua Tiao Chiew has distinctive taste that
how to say aa ???? u go buy a bottle and try then you
know laa ... like cheap home made beer and imported
belgium or russian or irish beer .... got different laaa...

back to lala and kepah ... i still cannot decide which is
better then which ...

we'll if opportunity permits ... i shall cook both
together and taste it ... so that it would not be a
biased judgement ....

till then .... i'm looking for other types of sea shells
seafood to cook and eat .....





Big lala


i stumble this road side stall near my kampung,
the road from the new Muar 2nd Bridge to Bakri
these stalls are located along Bukit Treh

the big sign saying Lala, Kupang & Kepah
put me to a stop .... how unfortunate .... kepah is out of stock
so i saw this huge clamp or mussel that looks like a giant lala
with the price tag of Rm3 per Kilo is a steal....
i grab 3 kilos and went back home to try it out ....
as usual, no water needed ... just slices of ginger and garlic
and some chili paste to add more flavour ....

this big giant lala taste like quite akward because
it has huge shit pockets ... so i can say 75% of it
is full-o-shit and that makes it very sandy
and hard to swallow ... imagine swallowing a bag of sand

how i wish it has less sand and shit and it sure taste like kepah..
what is kepah ??? i blog it before .. just scroll down this page

i give this a 3/10
and not very edible unless u love to eat a bag of sand and shit
duh !
hahahhahahaha

Monday, June 22, 2009

Bak Kut Teh Klang Teluk Pulai

 
was in KL last March ... the only place so far i always wanted to
go for breakfast was .... Klang Bak Kut Teh ...
so my wish was granted ... my gf's lil sis bring us there ...
i'm so anticipated we'll you can see the picture above
  
 finally ... 33 years of waiting ... i'm here ... Klang Teluk Pulai
the so call birth of Bak Kut Teh ... a chinese herbs cooked with
pork's ribs and intestine ...
  
 since i'm here ... i took all the angle of the shop hahahahahaha
t'was a long que there laaa ... so i go look here look there ...
  
 even the famous Hong Kong celebrity was here ... no doubt must 
be good ....
  
 portable boiling water ever-ready for self refilling
... aren't cooking above gas tank dangerous ???
  
 yah .. all self service ... i choose jasmine ...
  
 our entree ... 8/10
  
 these ... near tasteless ... 3/10
  
 much awaited Klang famous Bak Kut Teh ....
  
 9/10 ... maybe the herbs is too strong for me ...
or maybe last nite i drank too much hahahahahahah
but i love the meat because it's much tender .. just that the
herbs taste abit too thick ... the rest is OK ...
we'll ... different people has different taste bud ...
i still reckon the Bak Kut Teh @ Taman Molek best match
my taste bud ...
3°3'22"N   101°28'27"E

or  
Teluk Pulai Claypot Bak Kut Teh
32, Jalan Batai Laut 5, Kaw. 16
Taman Intan, 41300 Klang
Selangor.
Tel: +603-33445196, +6012-2389806, +6012-6571236 (Mr. Ng)

Pontian Wanton Mee

 
 check it out ... now we can save the time and hassle
to travel to Pontian for their famous fried wanton
and wanton noodles because they are here @ Johor Jaya now !!
  
 nice setting .the setting with colorful stools and table ...
  
 we'll ..... the taste are close to Pontian Wanton Mee
but ... i'm not surprised by the taste ... 8/10
 
the fried wanton 8/10 too ...
with the brand name, i expect something similar
or better .... but i was sadden by the taste this shop offered ...
the secret recipe for Pontian Wanton Mee is the chili sauce
used ... it can bought at RM50 per 1 litre, so now any tom dick
or harry can make their own pontian wanton mee ... but i bet
there is more then meet the eyes ...
because i tried many hawker stall that sell pontian wanton mee
with that chili sauce ... but end up with different character
that mimic the original pontian wanton noodles ...
along Jalan Dedap13 along Hong Leong Bank

Zoo Johor Bahru

peacocks feathers ... symbolic eye like patterns
the proud owner of the feathers ... see ... how arrogant this peacock
really very cocky .... hahahahhahhaa
i bet the word cocky derive from peacock ....
this bird need no introduction ....
a type of heron or Bangau in Bahasa Melayu
 
 eagle .... which species ... unknown because he's about to take
his flight ...
actually the monkey are thinking .. why are we in cage ...
  
 baby phyton ...
  
 crocs .... not the crocs shoe laaa ... these are baby crocs
  
 cutest animal planet ... hahahahahha
 
 daddy camel yawning ...
baby camel cute pose
endangered animal ... last i heard only 8 left all in Malaysia,
soon only these picture we can show to our children
 
  
 mother geese passed by us ...don't provoke geeses ...
they will not hesitate to attack...
  
 seen behind bars ... 

we're lucky that it's feeding time.... here's a squirrels having
an orange all by himself ...
we're greeted well by elephants ... but soon after that, once
he knew that we have nothing for him to eat ... he shakes his but
and leaves us .... hahahahahhaha

that's a pony saying good bye ....


P1 Wimax Modem in detail (DS-300)

 
i received many inquiry on P1 Wimax modem setting, so here you are
in details ... really bohausiaw explanation hor
 so for DS-300 modem user, you can login to your modem's interface
by entering http://10.1.1.254 at your browser
User name : admin
Password : admin123
above picture are the main page or your P1 Wimax signal
status page and below is my translation...
RSSI = Received Signal Strength Indication, lower are better, so it's
best to position your modem at your house's window or door and try
to rotate 360 degree so to get the highest RSSI dBm
-30 to -50dBm is consider GOOD, so don't fret you have a - (negative)
integer, that is actually approx. 0.0005mW or approx.100-300 feet away
RSSI is always another way to determine how far is the base station to
your DS-300 in approx.
If you know the location of the repeater, then point to the repeater
so that your modem is on line-of-sigh with the base station
CINR = Carrier to Interference-plus-Noise Ratio, higher are better,
once you follow the tips on RSSI, consequencely CINR will be high
typical CINR reading is from 8 to 20 dB
TX Power = your DS-300 transmitting power to your nearest
base station, hi or low are determined by DS-300, there are calculation
done by RSSI value and CINR to determine the TX Power.
i bet the next question you wanna ask is .. how can i improved
or hack into my DS-300 ?
there is no way you can hack in unless, you improved the built-in TX/RX
antenna, and that will definately void the warranty.
my next project is to improved the built-in antenna, so
stay tuned 
FYI antenna used need to matched these modem
2.3 - 2.4 GHz (DS300)
2.5 - 2.7 GHz (DS250)
 3.3 - 3.6 GHz (DS350)
oh i received a call from my friends that just pops open my blog,
he says someone blogs about tuning or hacking DS-300
c'mon ... what can you hack with it ? it's like a router ...
and the best part is, we dun have the firmware and
the flash program for this specific hardware ...
so stop lying and stop whinning that you can hack or
tune your DS-300, get WRT54G on Streamyx
if you want to hack ... for that is a hackable router
all mother and sons knew it ...
have a nice day reading your RSSI, CINR and TX Power
status on 10.1.1.254 ... dun lie .... ur watching it now ...
gotcha... hahahahhahhaa

Monday, June 8, 2009

Hoegaarden Johor Bahru




to my friend Mani-san, look no further ... the
watering hole is here ....

i waited for you since 3pm 6th May 2009
but you never returned your call ....

anyway ... i'm here sipping my 1 full pint of
Hoegaarden freshly served over chilled tap

i was wondering at 1st .. but on second though ..
the hell with you hahahahahahahahha

p/s the cigarette box in the picture is
for you to picture/measure how BIGG
is a full 1 pint of Hoegaarden i was
enjoying over the very very warm and
humid weather last Saturday ...

i hope you regret .. fully ...
wakakakakakakakakakaka

but fret not ... the next page is definately
going to be a double whammy for you...

KilkennyJohor Bahru


Mani-san ... i hope you get my meaning
when i say u'll regret fully ....

emm emm .. i think i've accidentally
killed Kenny ... wakakakakakakaka

this is when you promised to call me back
but you have forgotten ... so let this remind you
next time wakakkakakaka


and when i say top foam ... i really mean it ...
hahahaahhahaha

i wish you were here ... to sip that creamy
cream de la' cream of freshly tapped
Kilkenny ...

last but not least ... the Finnish way of saying cheers
.... "Kippish !!!"

wakakakakakkakkaka